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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via cumfort)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via phobias)

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

(via cumfort)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via cumfort)

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

(via s-m-i-l-e-back)

"You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much."

- Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via larmoyante)

(via decidement)