the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
- Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via larmoyante)